Thursday, September 17, 2009

KFC!!!!!!


I am so so so so so so so so so so ferrrrrrrr-eeeeeeaking hungry~

~SOS~

Starvation in Kampar~

it's raining no stop here... and the craving of KFC suddenly hit me from nowhere!!Wonder KFC might have delivery service..

Good idea...

Took down order from everyone in the house......

Search for Kampar branch contact number...

*calling old town KFC*
Doot doot
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*hung up*

*Call again*
Doot doot
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*hung up*

*Call again*
Repeated for like 65973592875027502 of times!!!!!!
Damn it!!

Wonder what's the point of them having a number!!!

*Call Tesco Kampar branch*
Doot doot
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*Call picked up by a lady*
WeeeeeeeeeeeHoooooooooooooooooooo

KFC: hello.. yadda yadda yadda (some introduction crap but don't bother to even listen, damn hungry ok!!!)

Me: Hello, yeah, I'd like to ask if there's any delivery service here?

KFC: Er... *pause* (blur)

Me: *ok, switch to malay language* Erm, sini ada "delivery" servis ke? (do you have delivery service here?)

KFC: harh? apa servis? (harh? what service?)

Me: Delivery service.

KFC: arh...Untuk apa? (arh...What is it for?)

Me: Ahhhh, Delivery.. Delivery service....

KFC: harh?

*in my mind, i was like, UNTUK MAKAN LAR!!!! UNTUK SUMBAT BUNTUT LU KAH??!!!!*(TO EAT LAR!!!!! TO STUFF INTO YOUR SHITHOLE ISIT?!!!)

KFC: Tunggu yer... (Please hold on)

Me: *better not make me wait and wasting my credit*

KFC: Hello, ya? *another lady*

Me: Nak tanya sini ada delivery service ke? (I'd like to know if there's any delivery service?)

KFC: sevis? serivs apa ya? (service? what service?)

Me: Delivery, nak delivery service! (Delivery, i want delivery service!)

KFC: dee- apa servis ha? (dee- what service ha?)

Me: *rolled eyes and looked at my friend beside me* Eh, Peipei, what's "delivery" in Malay ar?!!!!

Peipei: Ahhh... ahhhh... ahhh.... *thinking* ahhh......hantar hantar!!!........hantar makanan!!!

Me: Ahh, hantar makanan

Peipei: Oh, penghantaran makanan!!!

Me: Ahhh... penghantaran makanan..

KFC: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................................

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh................

KFC: Sini tak ada servis ini la.

Me: =.="
Oh, KFC tak ada serivs ini ke? (Oh, KFC doesnt have such service?)

*in my mind i was like: @*^$(^@(%^@(@^)%*@^%^@%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

KFC: Ah, tak ada. Haha.

Me: Ok, thank you.



ish!!!!!
That make me so wanna give her a big tight slap!!!


KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC!!!!
I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!

32 comments:

count anone said...
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count anone said...

we have to bear with it...there are many moronic idiots and people that lack manners nowadays...i just seen both today...sigh...:(

i had added you in facebook by the way^^

类私理 Lesly said...

Oh gosh!!! I wonder why Malaysia got such 'POTENTIAL' services... Memang Boleh!!! You makes me feel like want eat KFC too now... Haha!!!

Ericsoft said...

haha...wtf really make me laugh non stop..delivery apa lol ini betul betul panggil kebodohan yang muktamad lol.....no wonder McDonald still as no1 haha~!

pei sin said...

ahahaha...aren't english our second language after melay...lol...ok don't dare say anything since my melay sucks!!

fuzpeiz said...

u wan kfc...u got it...
thank me..faster faster

...
nonoo..
thank darling too

erictbk said...

count anone: haha. poor you.. how bad was that? Ok. go check later ^^

Lesly: hahah... i just came back from KFC.. LOL.. tak boleh tahan.

Dailou: LOL... sucks lar kampar service.

peisin: haha, it's some jakun who doesnt seem to understand in english.. =.=
haha.. your "melay" sounds cute.. it's "malay" lar

Peipei: hahaha.. thank you for what?! you were craving for it too.. lol

成亿 said...

Haha, delivery service...kfc got 1 meh? pizza hut n McD delivery services heard of la but kfc? hmm...

however sucky kfc service is, their chickens is still the best! reali finger licking good...

ichimaru akira said...

I hate going to KFC these days.

Bad food
Bad service
Fake ads.

Rather waste money at mcd's

Shiuji said...

hahaha... i wan KFC also... long time didnt eat le...T.T

said...

haha, so cham meh?

btw, i jst ate kfc yesterday night~ ooopppssss... :P

类私理 Lesly said...

Oh... why didnt tapao kfc for me to eat le... Hehe!!!

eliza natsuko said...

kfc dun have delivery wan. lol.

untuk sumbat buntut~!!! WAKAKAKAKAKA!!! *goes crazy*

erictbk said...

Aikz: got ma i thought.. i thought ipoh they have these leaflets providing delivery service ma... aint it

ichimaru: waste money on mcD? i tell u what is not a waste... giv me is so not a waste XD

shiuji: good, dont. dont put all your efforts in keeping fit to waste. XD

Leumas: haha, i went in the end too after the call.. ahha

Lesly: ahah.. didnt know abt it.. ^^

Eliza: eh, got lar i think.. i think i've seen kfc leaflet before with their delivery number wan. tht was in ipoh lar.haha.. yea, sumbat!!

Nsxon Youthiam said...
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Nsxon Youthiam said...

LOL. the conversation is entertaining!
hope you get your lust fulfilled soon :)

N

Kenji said...

HAHAHAH! Get off your lazy buntut and go eat there! On the spot nicer! But man... I cannot believe there are people in Malaysia that still don't know english! Dam funny! xD

Just B3cks said...

wah... KFC! very fattening oh..keke

jackychan said...

KFC wo...
i wan also XD
when u balik to ipoh...
rmb to come find me at fossil wo XD

Fion Chow said...

you're so cute~!!HAHA!!!!funny funny post...yeah i know..sometimes talking with them really@#@¥!@¥@...haha...anyway..
i will craves for wedges..i love cheesy wedges...XD

fufu said...

kfc... lama tak pergi ni

erictbk said...

Nsxon: haha. i did...^^

Kenji: haha, i was having my finals mer... so lazy to get my bum off ler~
haha, but in the end i did...tak boleh tahan

JustBecks: fattening? i've never be afraid of it.. i want to get a lil bit fleshier also cannot

jacky: wah, u changed job again ar?okok, i'll be goin back soon, cme find you there

Fion: haha, i find many girls crave for cheesy wedges, duno why.. i crave for er... mcD fries.. XD

Fufu: wah, so fast come comment geh~ i just drop a comment on your page. u no nid kfc lar u.. u ate so many things around the world! XD

Anonymous said...

haha dunhv pizza?

-hc-

draGOnIC88 said...

lol...what a day for u...just for ordering the meal also pekcek...hahaha...the only delivery here in kampar is pizza hut....this is the place we live now...cant wait to go back...apa delivery pun ada!!

SJ said...

kfc is simply irresistible!

ps you're invited to comment on my post too =)

erictbk said...

HC: haha.. didnt feel like pizza-ing ler~
neh, fupei also craving for kfc at the same time mar. ahha.

Samuel: LOL.. yeala, ipoh got kfc delivery.

SJ: you must be Suejane i guess..let me check

SJ said...

i'm sue JEAN..check the spelling..you've mistaken..btw..i'm following your blog.. =)

Senghoo said...

What's with the big colourful vibrant fonts? HAHAAAAAAAAAA
Hellooooooooooooooooooooo :)

roycheong said...

Eaten KFC at least 1 time per week.Normally every day fastfood.Haizzz...Going to puke soon..

roycheong said...

Eaten KFC at least 1 time per week.Normally every day fastfood.Haizzz...Going to puke soon..

roycheong said...

Eaten KFC at least 1 time per week.Normally every day fastfood.Haizzz...Going to puke soon..

erictbk said...

senghoo: elo~ haha, thts for fun.. ^^

roycheong: haha, there got nothing else to eat meh???