Saturday, March 7, 2009

Joke of the day....man..

This is the conversation i had at Old Town Kopitiam with Ze Lene and Alice in Ipoh...LOL

Alice : I dont dare to take bus anymore. I've encountered a few scary moments.

~eRiC~: What were they? What were they? *sound curious*

Alice : First it was (yadda yadda). Secondly was this time i saw a foreign worker tfk in front of me in the bus.

~eRiC~ : *shocked* (WTF)

Ze Lene : Huh? What is tfk? (looked blur)

Alice & ~eRiC~ : *looking at each other and laugh* (thinking of how to explain)

Alice : Erm, it means a man who is 'doing' to himself.

Ze Lene : (still looking blur) Huh?"Doing' to himself? How?

~eRiC~ : Erm, let her surf some porn site to see lar

Alice : What?!!

Ze Lene : *giggle*

~eRiC~ : Haha, ok, do yo know masturbating?

Ze Lene : (Lagi blur)

~eRiC~ : As in masturbate.......

Ze Lene : Ohhhhh!!!!!

~eRiC~ : Thank God. Finally....

Ze Lene : Yea yea i know i know, mas-ter-bed marrrr *as hand geture showing a square shape like thingy trying to say it's a 'masterbed' room*

~eRiC~ & Alice : (cant help but burst into laughter for a good 5 minutes)

Ze Lene : Why are you two laughing....? *giggle* *giggle*..........

We laughed even more..

Ze Lene : *giggle even more*

Zelene also joined in the laughter as we laughed though she has no idea the reason of it and filling the air with even louder laughter...LOL...

21 comments:

Willy's Diary said...

i thought you would take off your trousers and demonstrate in front of her LOL

but it's really hilarious lar... your fren is a little bit ngoh lar hahaha

Ad Infinitum said...

awww, your friend is cute! ahaha so innocent.

eliza natsuko said...

LOL!!!

oh Zelene.. ^^;


p/s : u were in Ipoh last night? me too! which means.. the person in Ghany last night wasn't u. hmm.. i thought i saw u with Jeffrey, another guy and a blue shirt girl.

Binn said...

omg...mas-ter-bed i was also thinking about that when i was standard 6, till my friend told me it was ejaculate back in form 3.... haha you friend really need to surf on more pron site man....

Kenji said...

Are you serious!? Haha i thought i was bad... I only discovered the meaning for masturbate at the tender age of 15 *cough cough* xD

Jerry said...

Ur friend Ze Lene... She's so innocent lar... haha

Kenny S.C. said...

zelene zelene!!!!! yes, zelene is soooo bloody innocent!!! poor gal..vish and i tried to go near her and seduce her but all she could do is **giggle giggle giggle* *laugh laugh laugh**

haha...li yi and i reading this...we bursted into laughter!!! lol...

eric, demonstrate for her la....

成亿 said...

ur fren is simply too innocent...

eric, b a gentleman n explain 2 her the true meaning of it ma...with live demo ma...haha...

Shiuji said...

i wan c you tfk... haha...

whr got ppl dare to tfk in the bus... lol

erictbk said...

Willy : Sei ler lei...XD

Jon : haha, yes, she is innocent..in fact cute..LOL

Eliza : Funny hoh our dai gah jie zelene...hehe.. Ooo..haha, who is that guy u've mistaken for me??Hurh? LOL...was he Illias?

Binn : Haha..hmm, perhaps?

Kenji : that is considered normal lor...isnt it..XD

Jerry : Yea, she is cute and innocent...Hehe

Kenny : LOL...next time i think u and vish shd try seduce her by demonstrating it to her...LOL LOL

Seng Aik : Shittttt you!!! Haha, she now knows the meaning of it dy lar.Haha

Shiuji : WTF!!!LOL...u will never see that in ur life i tell you.not even next life..Haha.

Kenny S.C. said...

gee thanks very much!

eliza natsuko said...

illias ah? not sure.. cuz i saw jeffrey with 2 guys and a girl. so i though the 2 guys were u and illias ^^;

lol. our course rep rupa-rupanya so innocent wan XD

ging3rcola said...

Cute cute innocent zelene~~ LOLX
U teach her lo eric hahaha

erictbk said...

Eliza : Haha, i found out dy...they were Illias and Jin ler..OMG...dont tell me u mistaken jin for me?LOL

Diditoh : Demonstrate ur sifat lar!!!!

liTtlE WorDs said...

haha...your friend is cute. btw, did u come to Ipoh Parade last saturday ? ^^

erictbk said...

David : yes, she is..XD
erm, nope i didnt get to go ipoh parade ler.

Kenji said...

Haha hell no... my friends were laughing at me so bad when i don't even know what's tfk... =.=

ging3rcola said...

My sifat how demo == ish

Hellen said...

hmm i do think tat zelene is so so so innocent wo...hahaXD or she knw more that wad we suppose to knw!wakakaXO

erictbk said...

Hellen : Hahah, yea,actually we found out she really doesnt know a lot of things you know, i mean a lot of other things bsides this..LOL... she is really that innocent..XD

David Ng said...

Haha, I overheard this joke too ^^