Bitches in Cinema

Have you ever encountered any bastard/bitch-acting homosapiens in the cinema?

Damnnnnnn....... I've just been the "lucky" one. It was a "twin pack combo", man...

Let me tell you what, the other day when i was in XXX cinema to catch Star Trek with JB, there was this fatso uncle sat right next to me. The minute he shoved his butt into the seat next to
me.. i was like ~holy crap~, this aint good, this aint good. The smell was similiar to something like a belacan flavoured cheese in your grandfather's one-month-old unwashed socks cooked with salted fish!!! Obviously i had to endure the "wonderful" smell for a good 2 hours larrrr!!! Gracious God, even JB could smell it ok!! See how powerful it is, even powerful than Barack Obama!!

Anyway, the uncle came with his wife sitting next to him, i wonder how his wife could have tahan(endured) with her hubby's "fantastic" odour for all these years.

*sniff* *sniff* ~ahhhhhh~~

I said it was a twin combo right, so here comes the second one. There're this herd of buffalos, a family of 8, 4 kids, 3 middle age ladies/aunties - believed to be the mothers of the kids-, and a young lady. Gosh, i can tell you they were seemed to be just came out of the Amazon jungle. Seriously they behaved like it!! No kidding at all, it was my first time seeing such beings acting like that.

Right, even before the shows starts the aunties were happily babbling and munching on snacks. The kids were talking out loud, running around their places like it's their home sweet home. Well, surprisingly the aunties did NOTHING to the kids. Luckily i was sitting about 10 seats away from them, but still i got annoyed. When the show started and all the way till the end, the aunties just couldnt keep their big fat mouth shut for a second?!! When i turned around, Wahhhlaaao..... They were sitting face to face to each other like sitting in a living room at home and yak yak yak like nobody's business!!! Yes, they were talking quite loud that my place could hear them. I wonder if they were here for the movie or gossiping!! Geezzzz, i feel like slapping them one by one!!! Especially the adults. The kids were running up and down, left and right really as if the cinema is owned by their great grandpapa!! JB & I just couldnt stop rolling eyes at them.

What made me beh tahan (cant stand it) was out of sudden one of the kid run across loudly all the way from one end of the cinema to the other, *THUMP* *THUMP* i was like, ok.ish... Then there came another one, *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*, yet another one, *THUMP* *THUMP* & another one *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* .... Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!! Dont the adults feel embarassed?!! Even a little?? Which kampung(village) do they come from???? At least ask the kids to Shut da Fish Up!!!!

I wonder too how the people sitting behind them could stand them, if i were them i wouldnt hesitate to give them fish slaps right away!!

As i was complaining to JB throughout the show, i really wanted to come up to them and

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